Wednesday, March 22, 2017

"The Gong Show"

Oh, no! Chuck Barris just died.

For those of you under 40, Barris was the funniest, most influential person in television. He produced "The Dating Game," "The Newlywed Game" and, my favorite, "The Gong Show" which he also hosted. The last one was a parody of talent shows. Parody was unknown to TV back in the Seventies.

"The Gong Show" was truly subversive. It mocked the seriousness of contemporary TV by showing raw, even rude stuff. One segment showed two attractive young women seductively sucking popsicles as their "talent." Another episode had every contestant singing the same dumb song, "Feelings." And, of course, Chuck wore wacky clothes and acted like an idiot.

The judges on the show were Jamie Farr (Klinger from "M*A*S*H"), Arte Johnson ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh In") and Jaye P. Morgan -- who once bared her breasts on live TV. Everyone loved Gene Gene The Dancing Machine and The Unknown Comic (a guy with a paper bag on his head).

Chuck wrote an autobiography ("Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind") in which he joked that he was an assassin for the CIA. Many people believed him -- and in 2002 a movie was made from the book starring George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore.

Chuck Barris changed television and American culture for the better, ridding it of pompous self-regard.

Monday, March 20, 2017


I've always wanted bangs. They're so delightfully feminine.

So... I finally got some! Only I'm not sure they're the right length. What do you think?

P.S., After two years I finally got my Invisalign braces off my teeth. I think they look good. You?

Saturday, March 18, 2017


There's snow on the ground -- and another snowstorm coming tonight -- so it seems Winter isn't gone yet here in New York. And yet... this bad boy is visiting my front yard today. So maybe Spring is around the corner.

Do you have bird in your yard?

Saturday, March 11, 2017

What's On Your Clothesline?

Last month I was chatting with my friend Charlotte (My Pixie Blog) and she said something that started me thinking. She mentioned she'd just bought a pretty new garment but couldn't wear it on her blog because it's a swimsuit. Her modesty was understandable. Most of us probably have items we don't display on our blogs for this reason. Only a brazen hussy like me would wear lingerie in public (here).

I chewed over this dilemma and finally found a solution. A clothesline! Like our grandmothers used for drying clothing after a wash. I believe we can "appropriate" old technology to meet a modern need. Even better, it's female technology that women have used for generations.

I really like this idea because it's something we can all do. I encourage you to duplicate the method with whatever you might want to show us. This idea, like my pink boxing gloves and mermaid tail projects, is a something we can share.

The results of my project are visually beautiful in a hypnotic way. Maybe it's just me but I love to look at feminine lingerie and clothes. They give me a warm feeling inside.

Are you interested in hanging your own clothesline? Try it on your blog!

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Night Riding

New York's getting snow later tonight (4-5 inches) and, with cold temperatures and another snowstorm next week, my motorcycles will be off the road for a while. In anticipation of that, I went riding tonight to scratch my itch.

For dinner I picked a restaurant 100 miles from home simply to enjoy time in the saddle. The restaurant serves buffalo and its owner has a herd of them. I had a Grilled Bison Filet with a Campari on the rocks.

Walking around town, I went in a dark alley and saw an excellent opportunity for a photo. This is me, looking as tough as a marshmallow like me can look...

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Dressing For Myself

I've discovered several joys, all in the female arena. One is clothes-shopping.

Last week I visited a new town I'd never been to before. Walking its streets, I had the good sense to pop into a chic women's boutique. I thought I wouldn't buy anything there due to its high prices but I anticipated having fun simply looking at their wares.

Surprisingly they had a sale-rack on which everything was $25. That's a price I could afford. I found a red velvet dress and snapped it up.

My second discovered joy is creating outfits. I pleasantly spent time contemplating how to display my new purchase to best advantage. The process itself was fun, as you know.

And my final joy is dressing up. I had no party, not even girlfriends to parade in front of, just the opportunity to put on and wear nice clothes. And admire myself in a full-length mirror. So I did.

Do you relate to any of this? What do you think of the dress?

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Cold & Color

Braved 20 degrees F. today to get an annual NYS inspection for my S1000R. While out, I scouted locations for photography.

What do you think of this one? It's colorful and, by clever positioning, I got it to spell Long Island!